Funny death quotes. Death is something we all have in common but few of us like to think about it or discuss it openly. Discover and share funny death quotes. The trouble with quotes about death is that 99 99 percent of them are made by people who are still alive.
God stoner love honor. For it is to think one knows what one does not know. If you re choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words heimlich maneuver and all will be well.
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Trouble is it s difficult to say heimlich maneuver when you re choking to death. And yet people fear it as if they knew for certain it is the greatest evil. Posted in laughter is medicine tagged comedian quotes about death funny quote funny quotes about death humorous death quotes laughter is medicine quotes about death robert schimmel leave a comment the fear of death is why we build cathedrals have children declare war and watch cat videos online at 3 a m.
To fear death is nothing other than to think oneself wise when one is not. It s funny how good memories can make you cry it s funny how forever never seems to last it s funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past it s funny how friends can just leave when you re down it s funny how when you need someone they never are around it s funny how people change and think they re so much better. Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
This page features a collection of funny witty and amusing quotes about the lighter side of death and dying. No one knows whether death may not even turn out to be the greatest blessings of human beings. It s funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye.
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